Day 198: Online gambling

About once a year I go to a casino and make an evening of it with sightseeing, a nice dinner and some gambling.  I can’t remember the last time I’ve been and I was getting a hankering for it so I thought I’d try the online version.  Because I’d never tried it before I did the trial version which means no money transactions. I’m a classic slot machine kind of girl, none of those digital bullshit machines.  I want to see those goddamn cherries and bar symbols spinning by. So while I played the “classic” version online, they are obviously digital.  I still enjoyed it, but there is something to be said for the people watching in casinos where old people turn into evil lurkers ready to steal your seat the moment you get up.  Sometimes it’s fun to stand up and then just stretch a little bit to watch them awkwardly linger and keep going when you sit back down. I’ve never won a lot at casinos but I have also never lost anything.

I’ve been feeling much better since the termination of my online dating profiles. My experience can be summed up in this picture (I’m the one on the left)


I heard this song on the radio today.  Let’s all remember how awesome it is.

For the rest of my day I plan to get afternoon drunk, eat reheated TacoBell (I’m not too good for soggy warm iceberg lettuce) and watch Sponge Bob Square Pants.

As an added bonus you also receive Volbeat’s remake of the Kitty Wells classic:

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