Everyone knows it’s in poor taste to have your phone on in a restaurant or even to have it silently sitting on the table.
Last night I went to my favourite Mexican restaurant which is small and quiet. I consciously thought I should switch my phone to silent but I left it on in my purse. Before dinner arrived I heard it ringing ( ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone) it was my grandma, and when your grandma calls you you have to pick that shit up. I’m going to see her this weekend and she was calling to ask me what kind of pie I wanted her to make for me. I’m confident that no one could possibly object to me taking a grandma call regarding pie.