I didn’t mean to, it was an accident.
I’ve been sick for several days now and the coughing at night makes it hard to sleep so I’ve been rubbing Vick’s on my chest. Imagine me seductively sliding my hands all over my breasts until they’re shiny and smooth. Now imagine the complete opposite of that. Phlegm coughs and a red nose, that’s what it’s really like.
I washed my hands, I even used soap. But apparently I didn’t use enough. I climbed into bed feeling sexy as shit and decided I needed a sleep aid in the form of self pleasure. At first I thought my hand was just really cold, but then it was minty. It was minty magic. It was fresh, it was fun. Vick and I had a damned good time together.
I rubbed some in my eye by accident. That felt pretty good too. Minty eye. Fuck, what a fantastic night.
TIL eyeballs and clitorises are very permeable.