Things with my celery seeds have not been going well. Deaths have occurred, lessons have been learned. I have not become discouraged though and today I was pleased to learn that the succulent I was trying to propagate has finally sprouted. Don’t mind the fact that my phone focussed on the dirt on my finger instead of the succulent nub.
Tonight I was supposed to go out with another friend but as luck would have it we were both feeling lazy and indifferent. Who the fuck did I think I was making plans two nights in a row? I hate doing things two nights in a row. Instead I decided to start watching unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Episode one was okay but nothing great. Episode two was mildly interesting with possibly one more laugh than episode one. I don’t know why but for a completely ridiculous show I felt compelled to just keep going and before I knew it Id watched 8 episodes without getting off the couch. Damn it they’ve got me.
In other news this week, New things that happened that I didn’t write about:
Tuesday: Jerked someone off and accidentally sprayed their splouge on my face.
Wednesday: called the number on a lost cat poster thinking I’d seen the cat. I ended up crouching down calling “Suzie” to lure the cat close to me as the housebound senior on the phone needed to know if it was really Suzie so I had to see if this cat had green eyes. In the end I had to apologize to the sad senior because this cat had balls and was clearly not Suzie. I did tell her that Suzie seemed very beautiful from her picture and that someone had probably taken her in and was feeding her well. (Obviously a lie, Suzie is clearly dead)