July 28, 2015: colonoscopy prep bitches!

I don’t know why I chose to do this on my vacation instead of taking sick days. Damn my strong work ethic. 

I’d like to say that not eating and taking this shit medicine has been going well, but I’ve had better days. I’ve had one teary breakdown over being hungry and have had to run to the bathroom more times than I can count. I keep sniffing food and asking my children to describe it to me. But I haven’t shit my pants yet so I’ve got that going for me which is nice. I’ve also lost 2 pounds in 8 hours so yeah, you could say things are going pretty well. 

I wonder if some people take this medicine to cleanse their anuses prior to a big night of planned bum sex. Not worth it, just wear a condom. 

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